The Shy Guy Society
(Find Out the Shocking Truth Why These Guys Won't Approach
Women)
I confess; I used to be a SHY GUY! What is a Shy Guy? Any
guy who fails, refuses or can't bring himself to approach
women. These guys usually won't say one word to a girl...
unless she speaks to them first. Everyday, they pass by
available women who flirt with them and would love to talk with
them, but these guys do what I used to do; clam up, turn tail
and run for the hills. Speaking from experience, this fixable
disorder forces guys to use their shyness as an excuse for not
engaging in healthy relationships with the opposite sex.
You would be amazed to learn that I use to treat being shy
as some type of incurable disease. God forbid if anyone
attempted to help me rid myself of my debilitating fear of
women. They would be met with carefully thought out
pontifications about how and why I was born that way and how
there was no hope for guys like me. Listen to guys like me long
enough and you'd hear some of us get super religious and claim
GOD cursed us with the SHY affliction. And then there are the
ones who are SUPER SENSITIVE about their fear. They will recoil
when anyone attempts to show them how to break out of their
shell that imprisons them. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, shy guys
can be a work of art, to say the least. Remember; this comes
from a guy who used to be part of the fraternal order of the
society of shy guys.
What is this Society? It's a private fraternity for the guys
who have relegated themselves to being shy and essentially
remaining unattached for the rest of their lives. Remember the
movie, "The "40 Year Old Virgin?" It starred Steve Carrell
playing the role of a shy guy who just couldn't bring himself
to talking to women. He definitely was in the Society. The
Society serves as a place of solace where guys can fellowship
and talk about issues such as:
Why won't women approach us?
Why were we born shy?
Should we all just become priests?
Things we can do on Friday and Saturday nights, while other
guys are dating and mating?
Where to hide when we go to clubs
How to avoid eye contact with a girl
How to ignore a girl when she is flirting with us
How to convince others that being shy is our irrevocable lot
in life
How to avoid facing our fears
How does a guy become a member of the Society girls love to
hate? It's simple; do like I did! First and foremost, you must
be adept at making plausible excuses. AND, your excuses and
reasons why you can't approach women must be persuasive and
believable. You have to be able to wiggle your way out of
facing the man in the mirror. You must be thoroughly convincing
as to why you CANNOT and WILL NOT face and interact with women
on a romantic level. This is the foundation and cornerstone of
the life of all shy guys. They have the uncanny ability to
create a seemingly valid excuse for any and everything related
to not approaching women, picking up girls, dating, seducing
women and romancing women.
What do these guys really need? Some TOUGH LOVE! The type
that says, "Stand up and MAN UP! There are some things in life
that will come to you without you doing absolutely nothing.
Things such as: a cold, a sore throat, a headache and a
mosquito. But the things in life of value, you have to work for
and fight for. If you are waiting... crossing your fingers
hoping for beautiful women to approach you, the easy way is to
get some star power by becoming like: Brad Pitt, Peyton
Manning, Matt Damon, Kobe Bryant George Clooney or Will Smith.
Accomplish that feat and I promise you, women will drool all
over you! Or, you can cancel your membership to the SHY GUY
SOCIETY and make the decision like I did, to become an ALPHA
MALE. It is a decision you will pat yourself on the back for
making and be glad you did!
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